Shannon Price: A Different Stroke of Dumb

I realize I’m a few days late on this one, but I wanted to let the dust settle before I began to cast judgement.

Back in 2007, Gary Coleman was walking through the barren wasteland of Utah when he tripped over a rock….and out came Shannon Price, with her scuttling, triflin’ self.  Coleman picked her up, gave her a spit-bath and took her home and made her (legally, even!) his very own.

Okay, that was a lie.  I think they met on a movie-set or something.

“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone,” Coleman said. “I wasn’t saving myself, she just happened to be the one.”   (How very sad for you, Mr. Coleman.)

The couple’s nuptials happened on a mountaintop.  “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”  (Again…how very sad for you, Mr. Coleman.)

Less than a year later, they were divorced.  But not before making a classy appearance on “Divorce Court” to try to salvage their marital wreckage.  At some point in 2009, the fabulous Shannon Price was arrested for domestic violence.  That’s right.  You heard me.  She put the smack-down on her wee little man.  For shame, woman….for shame.

A bit off the subject…but here’s another odd pic I found.  It looks like a scuffle is taking place and someone jumped out with a camera and surprised them.  Hence, the deer-caught-in-headlights look.  Poor Gary looks like he’s being man-handled…woman-handled…whatever.  He’s being mistreated.

Sadly, Gary Coleman passed away on May 28, 2010 after taking a tumble down some stairs a few days prior.  Now.  Here’s where things get HIGHLY suspicious.  The 911 call made by none other than Ms. Fabulous.  Apparently she’d moved back in the house and they were planning on re-marrying after Gary’s health improved. 

Gary apparently fell down some stairs and suffered a brain hemorrhage, followed by Shannon’s less-than-stellar 911 call.  She told them there was blood everywhere and they’d better speed it up because “I can’t deal”.  Talking about she didn’t want to go down there to check on him because she might seize out.  She probably didn’t want to go down there because she didn’t want the 911 operator to hear Gary say, “Why’d you push me, woman?!”  Two days later she pulled him off life-support…and here we are. 

No one really knows how they’ll react in times of crisis until they actually happen.  But dang….this woman seems a bit “touched”….and not by an angel.  YOU be the judge and jury.  Here’s the call:

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