Dear Floyd: Middle School Yearbook

Dear Floyd,

I'd like to splatter the back of your yearbook with sweet nothings and empty farewell wishes so you can enter your freshman year feeling more secure in your manhood…but I'm not that kind of girl. So I'll simply give you this one piece of solid advice to take with you into the real world:

Whatever you do….stay away from the ferris wheels.

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